Another guest entry from Professor Tweed L. Dum

Not all of the faculties were present at the last meeting.

—TLD, PhD


Another guest entry from Professor Tweed L. Dum

The devil I know has turned out to be a much bigger asshole than all subsequent devils I’ve met.

—TLD, PhD


Another guest entry from Professor Tweed L. Dum

Recently I’ve been living beyond my meanness.

—TLD, PhD


Another guest entry from Professor Tweed L. Dum

In the mornings, when I’m ironing my shirt on the floor, I think about how important it is to dress like an adult.

—TLD, PhD


Another guest entry from Professor Tweed L. Dum

I often think that, but for the brutal sexual violence, prison would be a great place to get some thinking done.

—TLD, PhD


Another guest entry from Professor Tweed L. Dum

We should celebrate the easily repressible spirit of civilization’s malcontents.

—TLD, PhD


Another guest entry from Professor Tweed L. Dum

To the student in the front row asleep, who dared to dream.

TLD, PhD