Another guest entry from Professor Tweed L. Dum

Not all of the faculties were present at the last meeting.

—TLD, PhD


Another guest entry from Professor Tweed L. Dum

The devil I know has turned out to be a much bigger asshole than all subsequent devils I’ve met.

—TLD, PhD


Another guest entry from Professor Tweed L. Dum

Recently I’ve been living beyond my meanness.

—TLD, PhD


Another guest entry from Professor Tweed L. Dum

In the mornings, when I’m ironing my shirt on the floor, I think about how important it is to dress like an adult.

—TLD, PhD


Another guest entry from Professor Tweed L. Dum

I often think that, but for the brutal sexual violence, prison would be a great place to get some thinking done.

—TLD, PhD


Another guest entry from Professor Tweed L. Dum

We should celebrate the easily repressible spirit of civilization’s malcontents.

—TLD, PhD


Another guest entry from Professor Tweed L. Dum

To the student in the front row asleep, who dared to dream.

TLD, PhD


A Word about Professor Tweed L. Dumb

Thaddeus E. Thud is proud to welcome Professor Tweed L. Dumb to this corner of the Internet. Thad E. Thud emerged from the primordial ooze of self-censorship imposed by the modern University. Tweed L. Dumb is stuck in that ooze, and wants to sling it. Thad E. Thud is pseudonym that leads back to a regular old nym in a straight line, because Peter L. Kuras is no longer working at a University.

In other words, Thad E. Thud is not me. But also kind of is me. Tweed L. Dumb is really not me.


Another guest entry from Professor Tweed L. Dum

Boundless love ends up loose leaf in a waste basket.

—TLD, PhD


Another guest entry from Professor Tweed L. Dum

I get embarrassed when I see my students at the grocery store, like, “yes, I intend to poop all of this in the not-too-distant future.”

—TLD, PhD